I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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