Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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