More tranny stories later!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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