Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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