your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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