You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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