I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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