My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
no, he came in my armpit
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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