hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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