I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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