also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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