i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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