North Korea, Best Korea!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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