Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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I need you to use more vowels.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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