They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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