Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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