Whod you bang
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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