He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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