She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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