I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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