problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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