Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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