I don't think brook has ever known best
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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