Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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