is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
he just fucked me for my cheese..
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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