Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Fuck appropriateness.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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