hell yes lets make some ravioli
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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