she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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