ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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