I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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