these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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