just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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