Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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