I skipped work to stalk him.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just blew my weed a kiss
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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