found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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