i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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