The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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