loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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