we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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