I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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