yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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