awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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