Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
