I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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