I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I would fuck him just for his dog
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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