I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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