i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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