How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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