I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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