Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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