I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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