How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Alive.
So much puke
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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