whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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