There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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