BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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