Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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